*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award
(via thestrollingdead)
the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast
this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down
(via thestrollingdead)
call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
(via hellochelsea94)